Locktober isn't a kink, it's a commitment. And this year, I'm holding every key from the road.
Here's how it works: you enroll, you get your cage (don't have one? I've got you, see below), and your official lock-up begins the moment you verify with me. Locktober starts when I say it does, not when the calendar does. Kitty doesn't do partial denial, so late joiners pay full price. Read that again.